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Lightweight, soft, and witty — this crew-neck tee keeps the joke simple and the fit dependable. The front carries a deadpan line in clean, minimal type that reads like a private joke between friends. Wear it to low-key meetups, coffee runs, or nights out when you want to break the ice without saying a word. The fabric drapes softly, the collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label makes long days (or late nights) more comfortable. It’s the kind of shirt that slides into your rotation when you want to look put-together while still keeping things casual and sly.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (variants include cotton/poly blends for heathers).
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; printed inner neck and sleeve details using DTF/DTG methods.
- Meets safety and quality standards (Oeko-Tex certified; EU 2-year warranty; compliant with flammability and chemical limits).
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Born to nap, forced to work T-shirt
$28.99
Sale price
$28.99
Regular price
$37.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (variants include cotton/poly blends for heathers).
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; printed inner neck and sleeve details using DTF/DTG methods.
- Meets safety and quality standards (Oeko-Tex certified; EU 2-year warranty; compliant with flammability and chemical limits).
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean