Chronically Unimpressed Hoodie
Chronically Unimpressed Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A low-key, cozy black hoodie that speaks in small, dry doses. Soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while the compact, hand-stitched-style text—"Chronically Unimpressed"—settles across the chest like an inside joke you don’t need to explain. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood create a quiet, protective feel for slow mornings, late-night walks, or hospital waiting rooms. Wear it layered over a tee or under a coat; it’s built to be reached for whenever you want comfort without fuss and a little sardonic honesty.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for lasting style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfort and easy layering
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean