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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eA low-key, cozy black hoodie that speaks in small, dry doses. Soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while the compact, hand-stitched-style text—\"Chronically Unimpressed\"—settles across the chest like an inside joke you don’t need to explain. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood create a quiet, protective feel for slow mornings, late-night walks, or hospital waiting rooms. 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